Laughing at Other's Pain

I just found the best new time waster website:

http://failblog.org/

You'll love it, and might feel semi-guilty for liking it so much

Nerds Commenting on Nerds

In my history class today, I sat next to a guy clearly trying to impress the girl on his other side using his witty and sarcastic commentary. Each time our professor would say something, this guy would follow up with some comment that essentially said "you're an old nerd."

When the professor showed he first slide of the Sinai Peninsula the guy next to me said "And now we'll be watching some clips from Stargate SG1.". The girl next to him was clearly a foreigner to this term so she candidly asked "What's that?". He then jumped into a lengthy description of the movie and it's accompanying tv series.

Moral of the story:
Don't believe that someone else's brand of nerdiness is any lamer than your own.

Boom. Roasted.

And on the 8th day, God created Star Wars

On www.starwarsuncut.com I found the greatest thing next the Fruity Dino Bites. They took Star Wars: A New Hope and divided the whole movie into 15 second increments. Then Star Wars fans recreate their favorite segments then submit them for a vote by other fans. Those who's videos are deemed the best will then be put into a hodgepodge version of Star Wars: A New Hope with all the other winning entries. Check it.

The HLRC Lab

I love this place because on days like today there's some zealous new student of a strange Asian language repeating 'Aaumm' again and again into his headset microphone, and he won't stop until he gets the pronunciation just right, and for some reason, you just know that he's not getting it right, and so he presses on and on in his rhythmic repetition of Asian rhetoric. . .

Familt Home Evening rocks!

So tonight here was our FHE lineup:

1. Eat pizza with my sweetheart
2. Read the words of the prophet
3. Do stress relief meditation as an FHE activity
4. Polish it off by watching the BSU game with the bros

New Riddle

How much pork could a white stork spork, if a white stork could spork pork?